John Mayer ducked into a Samy's Camera outlet the other day. Unfortunately, the singer wasn't feeling too friendly, hustling into his SUV without acknowledging the paps. What's the matter, John - camera-shy? A little while later, John met up with Pete Wentz for lunch. These two really are thick as thieves these days, huh? See you around, John!

Celebs have had a long love affair with Mr. Chow - but Cristiano Ronaldo's putting his own spin on things! We caught the footballer taking off from Fogo de Chao last night. On his way out, Cristiano was kind enough to sign a few autographs. Isn't that generous of him? After all, plenty of celebs won't even slow down for their fans even without crutches! Afterwards, Cristiano headed over to FoxTail to keep the party going. Think he picked up any more brunettes while he was there? How was dinner?

Ready... Set... Go! Ben Affleck took off like a bat out of hell when we caught him outside Starbucks yesterday afternoon. Guess all that caffeine's got him jumpy! Slow down, Ben!

French police have confirmed that two camouflaged paparazzi managed to sneak onto Brad and Angie’s property in southern France yesterday. After being discovered by the couple's security guards, a fight broke out, and now both parties have filed legal complaints accusing the other of battery and causing injury, according to the Associated Press. Freelance photographer Luc Goursolas claims he was hit with a walkie-talkie, punched, kicked, and left with a head wound that required three stitches. Goursolas told AP today, "I was pouring blood. I threw myself at them, put blood all over them, and told them that I had HIV so they would stop hitting me." Goursolas said he wasn’t on the property, but in forest near the estate when the guards found him and his partner in crime, camerawoman Marianne Saint-Arroman. Goursolas also claims that Brad talked to him after the altercation and said, "What you are doing is bad, I am fed up with my private property being violated. If you want war you will get it." Tony Webb, who is head of security at Chateau Miraval, had a slightly different story. Webb said the photographers were on the property, about 600 yards from the house, and denied that the guards punched Goursolas. Webb said Goursolas had camouflaged his equipment and appeared to be “there for a good stay.” He added that Brad and Angie may be forced to move if their privacy is not respected, and that local police aren't taking the problem seriously. Do you think Brad and Angie will pack up and movie? First the riots at the hospital, and now this? Maybe Hollywood isn't so bad after all!

Nicole Richie used the warm weather as an excuse to flaunt her lovely legs yesterday afternoon. We always get excited whenever Nicole shows off her stems - and when it comes to Nicole, we'll take whatever excitement we can get! Lookin' good, Nicole!

Let me start off by saying that I LOVE Angelina - she's hot, badass, and I've always been on Team Jolie (sorry Jen). However, after seeing Wanted, all I wanted was to feed Angie a box of Kripsy Kremes, because she was way too thin - I was amazed that she could hold up all the heavy guns without snapping her frail arms in half. Anyway, she's currently hanging out in France with her newborn twins and family, but if we know her, the baby weight will likely be gone in sixty seconds. However, there are some people who want her to keep that weight - specifically, the producers on her next film! Angie is one of the frontrunners to play the female lead in The Thomas Crown Affair 2, and a source for The Daily Mirror reveals that the producers want her bulk up for the job - they don't want a repeat of the incidents that occurred on the set of Wanted, where she reportedly fainted and had to have her costumes taken in. Angie was also criticized for being too thin to portray an action woman, and the source adds, "Ideally they want Angelina to put on two stone [28 pounds] for the role. It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight." I wish someone told me to gain 20something pounds for my next paycheck! How fast do you think she'll lose the baby weight?

Jessica Simpson's attempt at going country might not be doing so well right now - but you'd never know it if you saw her yesterday! The pop starlet - who's currently in New York City - went out to dinner with her mom looking like a million bucks in an amazing red dress. Despite a sliver of her bra peeking out, we gotta say that we're lovin' Jessica's whole ensemble - dress, shades, shoes, and dog! Simply stunning!

Britney Spears barely had a moment to spare yesterday - on top of all her comeback-related commitments, she got in a little quality time with her mother! We caught Britney and her mother Lynne dropping by Victoria's Secret to shop for unmentionables. Isn't it kind of Britney to spend so much of her free time with her mother? With the tabloids still running wild with those allegations, Lynne could use all the family support she can get! Find anything good, ladies?

We spotted Reese Witherspoon out in Brentwood both before and after her yoga class yesterday afternoon. Sadly, no sign of Jake this time - hopefully they manage to sneak in another session together soon! Lookin' limber, Reese!

Warner Bros. and Leonardo DiCaprio's production company Appian Way are in the beginning stages of seeking material for a feature based on The Twilight Zone, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Warner Bros. and Appian Way are currently looking for pitches and script ideas based on the show, which ran from 1959-1964. The studio owns the rights to the episodes written by creator Rod Serling, and the companies are looking to create a continuous story line based on one or more episodes, rather than do a remake of the entire series. In interviews, the Academy Award-nominated actor has named The Twilight Zone as his favorite show, so it should come as no surprise that he has decided to adopt this as his latest project. Would you watch this film?