Two normal kids just doing what most normal kids do during their high school years..taking vacations in the Caribbean, simulating sexual positions…

See the photos.

Earlier today, Jennifer Garner was spotted taking her daughter Violet to a children’s art studio in Brentwood. The girls looked like they were having a great time together.

More photos.

[Wenn]

Lindsay Lohan kept extremely quiet this past weekend, and I can only guess that it’s because she spent a relaxing two days at the Hamptons with Samantha Ronson.

LL took advantage of the fact that she was in NY, and headed down to the city on Tuesday to film another guest appearance on “Ugly Betty”

According to a source for E!, she will be “spending the next couple of days or so (in NYC) reprising her role as Kimmie, Betty’s high school nemesis.”

E!’s source continues,

Lindsay stayed with Sam all evening and danced by the DJ booth with Ronson’s sisters [Charlotte and Annabelle].

[Wenn]

YouTube DirektLink

Natalie Portman has decided to give her folk-singing boyfriend a hand by appearing in his newest video “Carmensita,” playing a princess whom he must save.

Watch Nat dance, watch Nat sing, watch Nat burn up in flame!

After Britney Spears‘ unforgettable breakdown earlier this year, her parents placed a restraining order on Sam Lutfi, her former ‘manager’

Now, Sam is headed to court on July 31st for a review of the order, which forbids him from being
closer than 250 yards away from the star.

A source told In Touch Weekly magazine,

Sam believes that he and Britney are still friends. If the restraining order is lifted, he’ll be back in her life for sure.

Sam insists it will come out that the restraining order was against the wrong guy. So lifting the order would give him the chance to protect Britney from the vultures out there.

Ironically, the blood sucking Lutfi is due in court the same day Brit’s father will have his role as co-conservator reviewed.

Sam is like a fly, no matter how many times you thought you smacked that little sucker did, somehow he’s always still alive and annoying the hell out of you.

[Wenn]

Earlier today, Christian Bale, star of the ‘Dark Knight’, was accused of allegedly attacking his mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, at London’s Dorchester Hotel on Sunday night.

The pair filed their allegation at a police station in Hampshire, England on the following day.

A Scotland Yard spokesman says,

A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.

After being released today with a 10-man police escort, Bale is headed to Barcelona for the film’s Spanish premiere on Thursday.

In Bale’s defense, his attorneys released a statement Tuesday denying assault allegations:

Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister.

Mr. Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale.

This is the weirdest news of the day, for sure!

[Wenn]

YouTube DirektLink

Season 5 promo.

On Saturday, Britney Spears made a surprise appearance at Jim Carrey and Jenny McCartney’s fundraiser for Generation Rescue. Extra! has the video.

See the video here.

In other Britney news, she’s supposedly expressing her anger towards those close to her in new songs.

Take the new song she’s penned, called ATM (the money machine, ya’ll!). In it, she sings about her sad life, accusing her mother and entourage of using her for her cash.

The song, which will most likely go on to win noble awards, includes the line: “Hey Mama, I know it’s my cash you seek.”

And then there’s the chorus: “You know they treat me like an ATM, but y’all know that I’m too good for ‘em.”

A music industry insider enlightened us,

The songs are up tempo and there are some wicked heavy beats. She’s built on the foundations she laid in her last album, Blackout.

These tunes will change the way people think about Britney. A lot of people have messed her around over the years and she’s bottled up all this anger and now she’s just let it all out.

Five years after their their three-year marriage ended in divorce, Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton are set to star in a comedy together.

He tells Maxim magazine,

We’ve talked about it plenty of times. I’m sure we will. We want to be really careful that we pick the right one. Maybe a comedy. In other words, we wouldn’t want to do another movie about a husband-wife relationship. That probably wouldn’t be very good.

[Wenn]