Now that a sober, nicely-weaved Britney Spears has had time to peruse her own Wikipedia entry, she's finally coming to grips with the things she barely remembers doing in a misty haze of Red Bull, Benzos, and Hot Pocket chicken fajitas. "What the hell was I thinking?" she once asked, and now, in a new clip from Britney: For the Record, she applies that question to her short-lived marriage to Kevin Federline. Sadly, in news that will surely dash hopes of a reconciliation, she admits that both Federline and his kick game were ridiculous. "I think I married for all the wrong reasons," she says. "I just did it because...for just, like, the idea of everything." Let this be a lesson: even though the fantasy of two souls exchanging vows in customized Juicy Couture "pimp" sweatpants is compelling, it's no reason to be hasty. Clip after the jump!

Winona Ryder has been rushed to a hospital today, Wednesday, after falling ill.

Wino became sick while on a flight from the U.S. to London.

A rep for the Hillingdon Hospital in Uxbridge, west London, said that Ryder was treated by medics directly off the plane while at Heathrow Airport.

Wonder what happened to the 47 37 year-old shoplifter?

Was it the stomach flu? Drugs? Alcohol?

A rep for British Airways only said that, "The captain of BA282, which was traveling from LA to Heathrow, requested a priority landing as a female passenger required medical attention. The passenger was taken to a local hospital for treatment. The plane touched down shortly before noon UK time."

And in a good publicity opportunity, the rep for BA made sure to add that their crew managed to look after Wino 1.0 while on board and once they landed passenger service staff accompanied her to the hospital.

What do U think happened to Winona?

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The only brightness in Beyonce's ensemble was her smile at last night's Gotham Magazine gala in NYC. Otherwise she kept entirely covered in a slick black dress for the evening. It's only right that she hit the town to celebrate as her new album I am . . . Sasha Fierce hit stores yesterday. At the party she revealed that she would love to perform at Barack Obama's inauguration, but earlier in the day, B did a radio interview where she talked about her hilarious appearance dancing alongside a pantless Justin Timberlake on SNL. She said, "I still can't believe he did that! He was incredible. We rehearsed it two times. He has this photographic memory. He could probably kill it if he wanted to. Not the feminine stuff, but... he's so talented and so naturally funny." Beyonce seems to have a great sense of humor and we'll have to see how she — and her famous alter ego Sasha — do with record sales on opening week.

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The Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art (MOCA) is facing serious financial troubles!

HoHan and SamRo got into a fight in London last night over a big dick named Calum Best. That's what The Sun claims anyway. HoHan used to rub her worn-out kitty all over Calum's Gouda peen and the two met up again at a club. A source said HoHan and Calum danced together which made SamRo one angry lezzie. HoHan and SamRo apparently started fighting which ended in both of them leaving the club.

They got into the car together, but when they arrived back at their hotel, SamRo stormed off in a cloud of saw dust. You know, because lezzies like wood working and stuff. Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini.

HoHan stayed behind in the car for around 10-minutes. One source said, "It was quite clear something was up. Lindsay had tears in her eyes as she left."

Okay, you know shit is bad when you're fighting about Calum Best! The douche isn't even hot when you look at him upside down while jacking it. Almost everyone is hot when your head and genitals are fighting for blood flow. Don't look at me that way!

Here's more of the weepy maybe bi-sexual last night. Wait. Is Calum Best wearing fur?! Where's that crazy French flour bomber when you need her?

Soloist Silenced Even Longer: Paramount announced Tuesday that it's pushing back The Soloist yet again, this time to April 24. The studio surprised even its former DreamWorks partners last month by drop-kicking the Robert Downey Jr./Jamie Foxx drama into 2009, culminating in an unceremonious dump-and-run in March and its withdrawal from the opening-night slot at last month's AFI Fest. The move is yet another slap in the face to the 'Works, whose loss of an '08 Oscar contender is only compounded by The Soloist's new, utterly insurmountable April competition Vanilla Gorilla. Insult, meet injury. [Variety]

Romance rumors began to swirl this summer when Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler started meeting.

Turns out Jen was interested in… Gerard’s acting!

Life & Style has learned that Jen, 39, has nabbed the 300 star, 39, for a role in The Goree Girls, a woman’s prison saga she’s set to produce and star in next year.

“The thing that really blew her away was P.S. I Love You,” says a Jen insider. “Gerard’s performance made her laugh and cry.”

Should Jen’s on-again boyfriend, John Mayer, be worried about the Scottish stud?

“She’ll get a kick out of having romantic scenes with Gerard,” the insider says. “But she wants to go home at the end of the day with someone like John.”

Detroit's auto CEOs can suck it hard.

Check this out!

So the CEOs of Ford (Alan Mulally), Chrysler (Robert Nardelli) and GM (Rick Wagoner ) were in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday begging the government (i.e. YOU, cuz it's the tax money you've paid) for billions of dollars because their businesses have gone to shit.

Sounds like there was quite a bit of histrionics from the trio. They claimed that they'll likely go out of business without a bailout.

Anyway, this didn't stop the CEOs from traveling in private, company owned, luxurious jets to get to D.C.

First class wasn't good enough????

They should be flying coach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ABC News reports that Wagoner's private jet trip to Washington cost the ailing GM an estimated $20,000 roundtrip.

In comparison, seats on Northwest Airlines flight 2364 from Detroit to Washington were going online for $288 coach and $837 first class.

WTF?

Couldn't the 3 have 'planepooled' at least? They were going to the same place!

Tom Schatz, President of Citizens Against Government Waste said, "This is a slap in the face of taxpayers. To come to Washington on a corporate jet, and asking for a hand out is outrageous… It appears that the senior management of the automakers simply don't get it."

We totally agree!

The Ford CEO told Congress that he's cut expenses, laid-off workers and closed 17 plants.

But, get this.

Ford continues to operate a fleet of eight private jets for its executives!!!!

The ABC report goes on to say that on Tuesday, one jet was taking Ford honchos to Los Angeles, another on a trip to Nebraska.

John McElroy of the TV show, Autoline Detroit said, "Now's not the time to do that sort of thing. Now's the time to be humble and show that you're sharing equally in the sacrifice."

When us regular folks are short on cash we sell things to make ends meet right?

GM has 8 luxury jets in its fleet and apparently does NOT plan on selling any of them in this time of 'crisis'. Note, the jet their CEO used to get to DC cost the company $36 million.

President-Elect Obama has advocated for a bailout of the U.S. car companies.

We hope any auto bailout that the soon-to-be President stamps with his seal of approval incorporates some sort of oversight re. executive 'privileges'.

It's infuriating to think that execs could live lavishly on the backs of tax payers, most of whom are struggling to make ends meet!

[Images via AP Photos.]

And just plain WRONG!