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Cleanliness is next to godliness -- just ask these celebrity mess-fighters....

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The actress will portray the music legend in a rock 'n' roll film about the 1970s all-girl band

To become one of Bravo's Real Housewives, a woman typically needs two things: a fabulous mansion, and a crippling, trainwreck-tastic case of vapid self-absorption. Atlanta breakout NeNe Leakes managed to get by without the latter, telling it like it is (even when standing up to friends who contracted fake cancer at a Chili's) in a down-to-earth manner than won the heart of Anderson Cooper. Now, it looks like NeNe may be about to do without the former, too: she's been evicted! The Atlanta Journal-Constitution called to find out what happened, and NeNe gave them a typically mouthy piece of her mind:

“It’s none of your business,” she wrote. But she noted that they “are financial able [sic] and stable to live where ever we feel fits.”

NeNe, 41, wrote that the eviction notice does not have her name on it, adding “you don’t know my relationship with [her husband] Greg so be careful what you report!” [...]

On Tuesday, she wrote, “If we rent, lease purchase or buy, money is still coming out of my pocket. So who’s [sic] business is that??”

The Journal-Constitution found that NeNe's husband Greg owed $6,240 in past due rent, then informed the landlord that they would move as they were unable to afford the house anymore. NeNe, it may be time to take some of your own famous advice: close your legs to married men until Greg can get this resolved. If that doesn't work, take your case to the Coop! We hear there's a shirtless swimmer you can use as bait...

• ‘Housewives’ star forced to move from Duluth home [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

Britney's back on stage, looking trim and toned, so it must be those gym sessions and dance rehearsals right? Well, Star reports that Brit's ab-solutely fabulous figure is the result of her starving herself, "abusing a prescription drug," and...

After finally deciding to ditch that druggie Blaaake, Amy asked Papa Wino to assemble a divorce meeting on Tuesday at the hospital where the singer is "recovering" from crackdom.

But Blaaake isn't letting go without a fight, allegedly yelling at Mitch Winehouse over the phone for "obstructing" his relationship with Amy.

Blake would know - "obstructing justice" is what landed the junkie in jail in the first place!

Fortunately, Blake blew his rehab break, landing him back behind bars until 2010.

And we hear they can do a divorce real quick on the other side of the pond.

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• Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris, John C. Reilly, and many other celebrities filmed a satirical musical about the passing of Proposition 8, with Jack playing Jesus and quoting passages from the Bible. — CitizenSugar
• Blake Fielder-Civil failed his drug test and will have to return to jail since he broke the terms of his early release and may be incarcerated until 2010. — PopSugar UK
• Sienna Miller's publicist revealed that Sienna never said she was single a few weeks ago; the quote was taken from an interview three years ago and, as suspected, she is still with Balthazar. — Page Six
• Rihanna and Chris Brown are being sued for $1 million by a photographer who claims their bodyguards attacked him and stole his camera when he took a picture of them in St. Petersburg before they were public as a couple. — St. Petersburg Times
• Dylan McDermott's divorce from his wife of 13 years, Shiva Rose, was finalized on Tuesday. The custody of their children is still unknown. — E! Online
• Roman Polanski, the exiled director who plead guilty to sex with a 13-year old girl in 1978, filed a request yesterday to have the child-sex charges dismissed based on a documentary about him that supposedly revealed miscommunications between the district attorney and the judge. — AP

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Seth MacFarlane was a witness to a car wreck in Hollywood last night -- no one was injured, but someone's badass ride got all busted up by some schmuck who lacked parking skills.Thankfully, the "Family Guy" creator was there for the Brian...

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If you have tickets to Madonna's concert in Buenos Aires tonight, Wednesday, you are shit out of luck.

You're going to have to wait ’til Monday, the rescheduled date, to see her!

Madge won't be taking the stage because of technical difficulties. Apparently, some of her sound equipment and costumes did not arrive in time due to flight delays.

But, her Argentina shows scheduled for Thursday, Friday and Saturday will go on as planned.

Sucks for all the people that traveled in from other countries and cities!

[Image via WENN.]

The new father says he wants to be "the best dad I can be"