And by simple, I mean sweatpants with lucite heels! I mean, give the woman a break - she can't wear skintight outfits all the time!...

Work those 15 minutes!

It's been quiet on the Speidi front lately, which had us worried that the "big one" was coming to hit California or something. But, fortunately, they've resurfaced, eliminating our fears.

According to In Touch Weekly, Spencer Pratt admitted that his wedding was a sham, but only because - and we quote - "I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding."

Oh come on now, Spencer, we're sure you could have just asked one of the camera crew and they would have told you!

He adds, "I thought growing up, you say 'I do' and you’re married."

If it was that easy, gays wouldn't be having such a problem in California right now!

But, the couple is determined to get married! For real! On television!

In Las Vegas for New Year's, Heidi said that the couple is planning on having a big wedding for friends and family.

Spencer adds, "We’ll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters."

We're sure the wedding decorations will feature the MTV logo.

Because marriage is sacred like that!

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CLICK HERE to read "Things We Learned from Perez Hilton's New Book" by Latina magazine.

In the past couple of weeks, we've heard a few rumblings of a budding romance between Paris Hilton and George Clooney. While the rumor initially made us laugh, the gossip isn't going away. We're finding it very hard to believe that George and Paris are the next Hollywood couple, but it wouldn't be the first time that the actor showed his iffy taste in women. So tell us — do you think George would ever date Paris?

Fame

Do You Think George Would Ever Date Paris?

Yes — He likes women who are young, beautiful, and fun!

No — He can have any woman and definitely wouldn't pick Paris!

Maybe — I can see them hooking up, but definitely not dating.

The head bitch in charge, Zahara Jolie-Pitt, turns 4 years old today Thursday.

Felicidades!!!

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Isn't it a bit soon for this???

Leona Lewis is set to pen (or at least pay someone else to write) an autobiography, recounting her rise from Pizza Hut waitress to X Factor winner and chart-topping musician.

When her first album, Spirit, debuted, it immediately hit #1 on the charts in America, making Lewis the first British woman to do so.

In addition to retelling the "real-life fairytale," the book will feature over 100 new photographs taken by photographer Dean Freeman.

Because who cares about the words!

The book will be published by Hodder & Stoughton, who also collaborated with David Beckham and Dean Freeman.

The book's release is scheduled to coincide with the drop of Leona's sophomore album.

In the meantime, you can buy our book!

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On Monday, Josh Brolin attended the New York Film Critics Circle awards ceremony and picked up the Best Supporting Actor honor for his performance in Milk.

According to a number of reports, Mr. Brolin was on fire that night!

During his acceptance speech, Brolin had some choice words for the New York Times' Ben Brantley, who slammed his performance in the 2000 Broadway revival of True West. Brantley apparently called Brolin's performance "flattening".

Said Joshy to the audience, "Ben Brantley - honestly I hate that motherfucker! And I don't think he's a good writer."

He also went on to talk smack about tubster Russell Crowe, who he worked with in American Gangster, while praising his Milk co-star Sean Penn, "Quite an actor Sean Penn . . . Amazing. Not an asshole like Russell Crowe."

We loves a man who speaks his mind!

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I'm alone in this, but I kind of like Drew Barrymore's new fried out, trailer trash, rat's nest - Hollywood Tuna

The Over the Moon Watch: The ScarJo Edition - Popsugar

Bar Refaeli is hot in the body - Egotastic!

Kylie Minogue has a type - Lainey Gossip

Reese Witherspoon and her lezzie lover. Well, he is in flannel - Just Jared

Hilary Duff wants to be part of the holy Brangelina family - Hollywood Rag

Um. When can we meet Chris Evan's brother? - Towleroad

Regis & Kelly porn (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Mimi is titty-challenged - Cityrag

Jenny McCarthy is good - Holy Moly!

First of all, we love that Leighton Meester-like coat on Nicole Richie - red is all the rage! Secondly, how cute is it that Nic got her Christian Louboutin heels stuck in the mud? Don't worry, she eventually pulled...

Barbara Walters is just letting her passive-aggressive flag fly these days on The View, garnishing nearly every "Hot Topics" segment with a cruel, cutting barb that her dunderheaded cohosts are powerless to rebut.

On Monday, a jealous Walters promptly chastised the studio audience for shouting compliments to Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar, scolding, "When you see a group of people, you don't look at one of them and say, 'We love you.'" Then, as Sherri Shepherd related her brief encounters with Jeremy Piven, Walters expressed both total, unvarnished boredom and condescension on the matter of time zones (though the latter was admittedly well-earned).

On today's show, Walters was in danger of heading into the first commercial break with nary a slam to her credit, but she finally found an unlikely opportunity after her cohosts indulged in a "taint"-filled discussion of Rod Blagojevich and the Senate seat to which he appointed Roland Burris. This prompted Walters to attempt a tortured analogy that essentially called Elisabeth Hasselbeck a bonehead (but not because she loves The Bachelor?). Whatever, it's Barbara logic—just enjoy how Elisabeth hears her name and starts to perk up approvingly before Babs sticks the shiv in.

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