The Notorious movie in theaters Jan 16.

The Notorious B.I.G. feat. CJ Wallace - One More Chance (Legacy RMX)

(Props to Eskay for these)

(More cuts from Biggie’s demo after the jump)

The Notorious B.I.G. “Microphone Murderer”
The Notorious B.I.G. “Guaranteed Raw”

omg. can’t breathe….laughing too hard….the diabolical gall of  Peter Rubin, JlaPuma and the rest of those Complex Blog boys (Hi Noah). Seriously, if it weren’t for all those photos of hipster-porn girls with what looks like crisco smeared all over their eye makeup and nubile pre-anorexia post-nervosa bodies….that blog would be my perfect site. (guys…in 09: more food porn and Edward Cullen, that’s a tip)

Ok, but I digress….its been awhile since the last genius moment. (and I’m not going to be pretend like being included in here didnt help. I’m only human) But….this is the best thing I’ve read all year ; )

Complex presents: What really (didnt*) happen the day before Christmas Eve at the Louis Vuitton Flagship Store on 5th Avenue, via of course, the new myspace, the future friendster…twitter.

More of the “conversation” plus my absolute favorite part of the whole thing…..

You’ve got to go to Complex Blog’s post to read the rest of the hilarity….but I have to add one more bit.

dead. totally completely dead.

** and by “didnt” I mean to say that it is actually almost close….oh man.

I giggled at this when I saw it at Nahright. He described it as old footage from a “beauty contest” with Kanye, Lil Flip and Scarface as judges.

Reminds me of my yearly duties at the big homie Funk Flex’s car show.

It’s really nice to hear these 3 on the track, and to hear a track that’s gimmick-free. (Lol, you so hear Em’s reverence for Treach too. Not mad.)

I remember hearing an interesting story about a certain tat that Mr. Cartoon did on a very popular r&b star…back when she was spending time with her future love’s sometime collaborator.

I know everyone is already business back as usual…but I just wanted to post this nice graphic that my sister sent. Designed by Patrick Long out in Portland.

I went out to Scottsdale, Arizona and learned about the amazing Choya cactus which was deadlier than a shotgun blast back in the wild west days, lol. There was some golfing involved. There was alot of offline time. It was awesome. Hope you guys had fun too.

I can’t say I was thrilled by some of the news I’m hearing now that I’m getting back up to speed with the latest hip hop f—kery. If that Soulja Boy thing is really real, then its very scary. (scary to think that the poor guy was being hunted like an iced-out quail….and scary to think that armed robbers know how to put special effects on their voices and have viral marketing savvy).

It seems that Queen Latifah was also robbed out in Tobago. Foul. And Twitter is getting hacked. (which is only marginally worse than the fact that Twitter is getting so overrun, pretty soon I wont be able to talk s–t freely on there anymore. I see I’m gonna have to quit twitter just like myspace.)

Then there’s a bunch of high-profile low-quality new music being trumpeted all over the place, which we’re gonna have to pretend to be excited about at the workplace.

And there was something awkward about this…What’s with the denim shants, Nick?**

And something hilarious about this….plus, Amy had a fling in St. Lucia with her hotel’s resident Santa Clause actor? ***

But this was business as usual.****

(all photos after the jump too)

Now we must brace ourselves for a lot of smug celebs crowing about their inauguration plans.

But thankfully, I’m headed up to Jay Peak, Vermont to spend a few days falling down. And then….it’s all about LOST on Jan 20th.

Keeping hope alive,
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Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey in St. Barts **

Amy Winehouse and Friend in St. Lucia ***

Amy and Santa Claus ***

Foxy ****

The big homie Funk Flex debuted this tonite on the show…..

50 Cent “I Get It In”
(Flex’s bomb-heavy version, lol as seen on 2DopeBoyz)

so I’ve been hearing that Katt Williams had planned to go in on his elder for a while…but can someone tell me why these two have beef?

Japanese Cartoon “Heirplanes”

Japanese Cartoon “Army”

“MONEY is a motherf*cker because amongst anything. You can have two people who were thicker than anything else and they can fall apart d*mn near overnight.”

(DJ Scoobdoo)