Brooke Hogan looked a hot mess at the Bejeweled Swimwear show for Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami.

The show wins the award for most cringeworthy title.

It's been scientifically proven that the word "bejeweled" acts as a pheromone for any of the female Hogans.

So, of course Brooke was there, clothing-and-taste-challenged as usual.

A belly chain?

Really?

[Images via WENN.]